You never thought you would be the one be guarding the Hylian princess. But there she is, chained and bound to keep her imprisoned. And to mock her capture farther, she is barely clothed.

You hear a sudden rumbling sound coming from her direction. Ah, she hasn’t eaten since she’s been here. But now she’s noticed you.

She angrily chastises you for siding with a villain. It’s passionate, sure, but you’ve heard it all before and you don’t care.

You definitely hear another little rumble too, but she doesn’t falter.

Does she really think she’s going to be take...

You never thought you would be the one be guarding the Hylian princess. But there she is, chained and bound to keep her imprisoned. And to mock her capture farther, she is barely clothed.

You hear a sudden rumbling sound coming from her direction. Ah, she hasn’t eaten since she’s been here. But now she’s noticed you.

She angrily chastises you for siding with a villain. It’s passionate, sure, but you’ve heard it all before and you don’t care.

You definitely hear another little rumble too, but she doesn’t falter.

Does she really think she’s going to be taken seriously with those sounds from her belly punctuating what she says? Is she that confident in herself? Is she ignoring it? Does she know you can hear it?

Just then, a loud grumbling gurgle sounds, from her bare belly of course, and she tenses up. She breaks her long-held eye contact with you, and this time you hear a soft whimper escape her lips.

Oh yes. That just made all the stupid babbling worth it. Her hunger is making a fool of her. It’s making her break.

It’s short-lived. She’s glaring at you again.

She warns you angrily that the hero will be here soon.

Her stomach emits a sharp, equally angry sounding growl after she speaks, and she bites her lip.

You smirk. She looks away.
Yeah, this is going to be fun.