Ever wonder what it would be like to sit on my lap at work while I'm incredibly full.....?

I work at an office and in this video it's close to the fullest I've ever been. Listen to my belly gurgle and grumble slowly begin to grumble through my shirt and even more as I lift my shirt and undo my pants. It seems the more I lift my shirt, the louder my tummy gets.
I wish you could rub my belly for me <3