CLIP REQUEST: I sent myself in the mail to be your pet, but you decide I'd make a better snack instead. You repeatedly tease that you're about to eat me, but always pull away at the last second to laugh at my terror. My gullibility is so amusing, you keep doing it (you do slow countdowns, make me beg for my life, chomp your teeth at the POV). In the end, you decide either eat me, or put me away in a drawer to for the rest of my life.

CLIP REQUEST: I sent myself in the mail to be your pet, but you decide I'd make a better snack instead. You repeatedly tease that you're about to eat me, but always pull away at the last second to laugh at my terror. My gullibility is so amusing, you keep doing it (you do slow countdowns, make me beg for my life, chomp your teeth at the POV). In the end, you decide either eat me, or put me away in a drawer to for the rest of my life.