To celebrate both England and Scotland playing in Euro2024... I've invented a new game!

Don't worry, you don't need to know about soccer to understand the rules.

It's a simple game.
Two girls, two halves, and the aim is to score a goal with your body.
By getting completely into the opposition half first.
All while being squirted with gunge.
On a slippy plastic floor!

This match is me, representing England, and my friend Joiner Samantha representing Scotland.
And we're both VERY competitive!

Buy this video now to see who wins!

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To celebrate both England and Scotland playing in Euro2024... I've invented a new game!

Don't worry, you don't need to know about soccer to understand the rules.

It's a simple game.
Two girls, two halves, and the aim is to score a goal with your body.
By getting completely into the opposition half first.
All while being squirted with gunge.
On a slippy plastic floor!

This match is me, representing England, and my friend Joiner Samantha representing Scotland.
And we're both VERY competitive!

Buy this video now to see who wins!

(Also featuring the voice of Chester Feelix as the referee).
Please note: This video is of the 30 minute game only, and features no nudity or sex.
That's for Part 2, which will feature our sexy, gunge covered, makeup sex.