One thing they never talk about when folks talk about how great things are here in Florida is the horrible Mermaid problems we have!

They can really infest your pool and they are a menace! Yeah, sure, they look sexy with their long bodies and magnificent breasts, but they will get you and eat you! They are true MANEATERS

So, I had to call in a certified Mermaid Wrangler! He was expensive, but he was highly recommended! He showed up at the house and was ready to go. The Mermaid could sense he was trouble because as soon as he stepped foot on the pool deck she took off, and...

One thing they never talk about when folks talk about how great things are here in Florida is the horrible Mermaid problems we have!

They can really infest your pool and they are a menace! Yeah, sure, they look sexy with their long bodies and magnificent breasts, but they will get you and eat you! They are true MANEATERS

So, I had to call in a certified Mermaid Wrangler! He was expensive, but he was highly recommended! He showed up at the house and was ready to go. The Mermaid could sense he was trouble because as soon as he stepped foot on the pool deck she took off, and she is REALLY fast!

He knew that he had to set a trap for her! So, he brought some Mermaid bait! They love jewels!

So, the Mermaid Wrangler threw some jewels in the shallow end of the pool and just waited. It wasn't too long before she swam over and started trying grab them all! That's when he sprung the trap! He used logging chains, that were plated in zinc, which renders this species of Mermaid powerless! And since her species needs to breathe air and not water, she was trapped! Watch as she struggles against the chains, eventually losing her battle, gasping in big gulps of water instead of air and then lie motionless, completely mesmerized.

XOXOXOXO

Kelli