From the self help series: "Go Fuck Yourself" by Arden AdamzMen start masturbating early on in life-- but we all know women mature, develop, and (fill in the blank) faster. Despite the fact that you've been jerking your meat for quite awhile now, I'm here to show you how it's really done. You see boys, I mastered my own personal technique years ago, & with all that extra time to spare-- I've spent countless hours researching male anatomy. Have you been jerking it 2..4...10 times a day? Maybe if you were doing it right the first time-- you could use all that extra time to do more laundry, read ... Show more