Trisha Uptown has been in countless videos, photos, & made appearances all over the crazy place for almost a decade now-- she always looks immaculate, and when she showed up to shoot with me she looked 10xs hotter in person. She's one of those girls who probably rolls out of bed better looking than most women do on a first date. She's probably friends with small woodland creatures & baby birds likely hang her laundry while she takes baths made of milk & honey. I was so impressed with Tricia-- I even let her spank me... But truth be told, I totally deserved it. I borrowed her favorite new shoes...

Trisha Uptown has been in countless videos, photos, & made appearances all over the crazy place for almost a decade now-- she always looks immaculate, and when she showed up to shoot with me she looked 10xs hotter in person. She's one of those girls who probably rolls out of bed better looking than most women do on a first date. She's probably friends with small woodland creatures & baby birds likely hang her laundry while she takes baths made of milk & honey. I was so impressed with Tricia-- I even let her spank me... But truth be told, I totally deserved it. I borrowed her favorite new shoes, and scuffed them up badly when I was out on a date-- and she caught me. Women really love their shoes, and when I wrecked Tricia's new pair-- she decided to wreck my ass with her hand...