We’ve been dating for a little bit now, and I know you’ve probably been waiting for me to invite you back to my place for the night. The only thing is, I’m not like regular girls. No, really... I’m not. I’m sure you’ve got lots of experience, but I’m not sure you can handle this. I tell you I’d rather show you than tell you and pop some gum in my mouth and chewing excitedly. You can tell how eager I am, but also a bit bubbly and nervous. Every guy I’ve brought home has never stuck around after seeing this. They think I’m crazy! Hopefully you won’t...

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