Oh dear. Dressed in my blue wool Aran sweater and cord trousers, I'm feeling very stern, because you've disappointed me very badly, and need to be thoroughly punished! Fortunately, I'm well equipped to give you a stern scolding followed by a firm, over the knee, hairbrush spanking to teach you not to look at porn on your phone in the middle of the night when you should be resting! I'm only doing this because I care, and believe me, if you continue in your naughty behaviour, I'm more than capable of escalating the punishment. I'm confiscating your phone too, of course. And naturally, this sp... Show more