Our boss just can't take Lucy turning up for rides to work wearing her Kelly-style silk scarves any more! He's so annoyed, he sends me around to her house to persuade her to stop wearing them. But the lady's not for turning, and Lucy just keeps insisting they're the best accessories ever. She even convinces me to try some on. I know I must persevere with our boss' plan to teach her to associate silk scarves with suffering, so I do my best - cleave gagging her, tying her to the bed in a tight strappado, and repeatedly tying silk scarves over her head. It's meant to change HER views, but what...

Our boss just can't take Lucy turning up for rides to work wearing her Kelly-style silk scarves any more! He's so annoyed, he sends me around to her house to persuade her to stop wearing them. But the lady's not for turning, and Lucy just keeps insisting they're the best accessories ever. She even convinces me to try some on. I know I must persevere with our boss' plan to teach her to associate silk scarves with suffering, so I do my best - cleave gagging her, tying her to the bed in a tight strappado, and repeatedly tying silk scarves over her head. It's meant to change HER views, but what is HAPPENING TO ME? Instead of changing her mind, I'm beginning to realise there's something very special indeed about wearing a silk scarf over my hair! Perhaps Lucy has the right idea after all!