How exciting! My first day at University! It's such a prestigious place that they do things a little differently - this uniform for instance! Such a short skirt, and high heels, and frilly ankle socks and a shirt and tie... but I don't mind, I'm sure I'll have a wonderful 3 years here!

But then my tutor arrives. And it turns out he isn't a tutor, but my 'punishment officer'. I have NO idea what that means, but it appears I skipped some of the paperwork somewhere along the line, and I've ALREADY earned punishment!! Unbelievable! They have corporal punishment here, and I'm soon being... Show more