In which I get totally naked and sit and talk to you about dick size, with my legs naughtily open! Using a whiteboard, I discuss all the dicks I've encountered through my life, and what I think of them. Do I have a preference for different activities? Is there a dick size that I think is particularly good for blowjobs? Have I ever encountered a disappointingly small dick? Have I ever accidentally seen a friend's dick? And what do I think of circumcision? Find out everything right here! I'm committed to being honest, so this is characteristically absolutely factual, with no exaggerations or ...

In which I get totally naked and sit and talk to you about dick size, with my legs naughtily open! Using a whiteboard, I discuss all the dicks I've encountered through my life, and what I think of them. Do I have a preference for different activities? Is there a dick size that I think is particularly good for blowjobs? Have I ever encountered a disappointingly small dick? Have I ever accidentally seen a friend's dick? And what do I think of circumcision? Find out everything right here! I'm committed to being honest, so this is characteristically absolutely factual, with no exaggerations or prevarications!