Please note, this is a short version of my recent release 'Bastinado For Princess Ariel' which is 48 minutes long. This version only includes the bastinado and hot wax elements of the story, rather than the entire epic.

I've been brought to the castle's dungeons by a member of the people's army. His plan, it appears, is to hurt me until I divulge the location of all the money and jewels. I won't talk, but he attaches a spreader bar between my cuffed ankles, attaches my wrists to a chain hanging from the ceiling, and pulls my feet high up in the air for a session of agonising bastin... Show more