I'm shown into your presence, and curtsy before taking my seat. I'm dressed for the occasion, in high heels, sheer tan stockings, a VERY short skirt, white blouse, tweed jacket, and pearls. As Ambassadress, it's my job to convince you, your Majesty, to commute the custodial sentence of two very naughty ladies to a public bare-bottomed spanking. The idea appears to excite you, just as it does me. And my goodness, I suddenly realize I'm being treated to a glorious vision of The Royal Cock! May I touch it? And would you do me the honour of allowing me to give you a blow job, your Majesty?