I knock on the headmaster's door and enter, but I don't recognise you! You're the new headmaster? I didn't know we were having a new one? Me? Well, I'm Ariel Anderssen, and I'm in the sixth form. What? Why would I be pretending to be a schoolgirl if I wasn't one? I've got my uniform on and everything! But sir, I PROMISE I'm not some kind of enemy agent! What? You want to see if I've got name tags in my clothes? But that would mean having to undress right in front of you and I can't do that, it would be SO EMBARRASSING! No, please don't call the police! I promise I really am a student here! ...

I knock on the headmaster's door and enter, but I don't recognise you! You're the new headmaster? I didn't know we were having a new one? Me? Well, I'm Ariel Anderssen, and I'm in the sixth form. What? Why would I be pretending to be a schoolgirl if I wasn't one? I've got my uniform on and everything! But sir, I PROMISE I'm not some kind of enemy agent! What? You want to see if I've got name tags in my clothes? But that would mean having to undress right in front of you and I can't do that, it would be SO EMBARRASSING! No, please don't call the police! I promise I really am a student here! Urgh ok, if I absolutely have to, but please don't look! This is the most embarrassing thing ever!