My girlfriend's away but even so, I'm not getting any peace - she keeps checking up on my via Facetime, wanting to check that I'm not cheating on her in her absence. After getting jealous that I might be socialising without her, she insists that I put on sexy, feminine pink lingerie and masturbate all the way to an orgasm! After fighting with her, I'm not in the mood so after a few minutes of touching myself, I fake a noisy orgasm, hoping it'll satisfy her. But she accuses me of faking it! Who knew that having a lesbian relationship would be so HARD?