Since inheriting this big, old house, a lot of strange things keep happening. I keep being spanked by a ghost! That's awful enough, but I'm busy with a detective case and I mustn't let my personal problems get in the way of finding the missing girls - it's too important!

However, everywhere I go, I feel a ghostly presence smacking my bottom, bending me over furniture, holding me down while my bottom with a variety of horrid implements! Dreadful! Whatever shall I do?

Since inheriting this big, old house, a lot of strange things keep happening. I keep being spanked by a ghost! That's awful enough, but I'm busy with a detective case and I mustn't let my personal problems get in the way of finding the missing girls - it's too important!

However, everywhere I go, I feel a ghostly presence smacking my bottom, bending me over furniture, holding me down while my bottom with a variety of horrid implements! Dreadful! Whatever shall I do?