I'm relaxing at home when my phone starts blowing up with messages from my friends, congratulating me. On what? I've not done anything! WHAT?! My new RELATIONSHIP? My new LESBIAN ROMANCE? No! She can't have!

But she has. Since my uncertain date last week with my friend Lauren, she's posted a picture of us KISSING on Facebook, and has changed her status to 'in a relationship'. So everyone thinks it's official. This is horrific! I don't want everyone to know I'm a lesbian when even I am not sure yet? I need to call Lauren and confront her. Right now!