Oooh how exciting! At this party, I get to watch the notorious card game that everyone's talking about! What? Oh no, I don't want to *play*, it looks waaaaay to complicated for me! Oh really, I can just team up with an expert player as their 'mascot' and help negotiate penalties whenever they lose a point? That sounds great, I'm really good at negotiating - I do it loads at work.

But soon, I'm regretting being part of this team - we KEEP losing points, and if we don't want to give up cards (we don't!) or pay a HUGE fine, we have to pay by penalty instead. And cos of LOADS of rules ...

Oooh how exciting! At this party, I get to watch the notorious card game that everyone's talking about! What? Oh no, I don't want to *play*, it looks waaaaay to complicated for me! Oh really, I can just team up with an expert player as their 'mascot' and help negotiate penalties whenever they lose a point? That sounds great, I'm really good at negotiating - I do it loads at work.

But soon, I'm regretting being part of this team - we KEEP losing points, and if we don't want to give up cards (we don't!) or pay a HUGE fine, we have to pay by penalty instead. And cos of LOADS of rules I had no idea about, the only permitted penalty, is clothing removal! I'm the ONLY WOMAN IN A ROOM FULL OF MEN, and they want me to take my clothes off, item by item? Am i in a NIGHTMARE or something???