I'm delighted your step-mother has chosen to send you to me, your aunt, for the summer! Young men like you need to be put to work, and my busy riding stables will be the ideal place to turn you into a man!

Dressed in riding boots, jodhpurs and tweed jacket, I explain to you how things work here. Because you see, I have a rather unusual attitude to discipline. If I find my staff behaving like big babies, whining and moaning, I make them suck on a dummy, like this one! And I make sure it stays in their mouth all day, so everyone can see how silly they've been.

Obviously, tha... Show more