Urgh, the women at the office are so awful, calling me a 'plain Jane' and basically bullying me. Horrible! I'm not plain, I just don't know how to dress like them - cheap and slutty and revealing. I'm going to ask my boss to fire them, and I hope he'll do what I say!

My boss doesn't seem sympathetic, and seems to think I should handle it myself. As IF! But fortunately I remember my magic ring that'll gradually transform me into a sex goddess if I slip it onto my finger. So I do so, and as we continue to argue, the magic begins to work. First my sweatshirt turns into a fitted, sexy ... Show more