This is ridiculous! I'm a respectable bishop's wife, chair of the women's institute, and aspiring politician, but I'm being marched in front of the manageress of the department store where I was shopping, accused of shoplifting! Nonsense! Surely once she recognises me from our school days she'll let me go? You can see from my clothes (patent leather court shoes, classic tan nylons, tight tailored pencil skirt and crisp cotton blouse) that I'm no pauper - I don't need to steal lingerie! Miss Page and I face off across the desk - I absolutely deny any wrongdoing - she insists her staff are ho... Show more