I am FURIOUS! This is an old-fashioned, well respected private school, and you've encouraged other boys to play your silly game of urinating out of the refectory windows! What a disgusting way of entertaining yourselves! Since you're the ringleader, you will suffer the most severe punishment, an over-the-knee hairbrush spanking, followed by my fearsome wooden spoon, and severe wooden paddle. But first, you are going to stand there with your pants down while I scold you for your foolhardy behaviour!