Right class, today we're continuing our discussions about the beginning of Henry VIII's reign. But NO ONE IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE if you're doing that, young man. Be quiet!

After three warnings to pipe down, I've had enough. I make you come to the front of the class for a spanking, and take your trousers and pants down. But oh no, no turning round! You're not going to get your BOTTOM spanked! You've been far too naughty for that! This time, I'm taking my ruler to your testicles, for 12 stinging strokes in front of the entire class!