How wonderful to be joining this elite establishment - a private networking club. There are loads of rules and standards and stuff but I don't worry too much about that - I just sign the contract!

Which is how, two months later, I find myself in deep trouble, having been seen in public smoking. This is against the rules, and the punishment is a hard slipper spanking on the bare!

How wonderful to be joining this elite establishment - a private networking club. There are loads of rules and standards and stuff but I don't worry too much about that - I just sign the contract!

Which is how, two months later, I find myself in deep trouble, having been seen in public smoking. This is against the rules, and the punishment is a hard slipper spanking on the bare!