Darling, I've been out riding with Mallory; do you like my outfit? Tight white jodhpurs always look smashing, I think! So smart! Anyway, while we were cantering through the countryside, I found myself thinking that I'm SURE I COULD WRITE EROTIC FICTION! Don't you think? I could base it on our wonderful exploits together. The only problem is that my memory's terrible - I'd really need to start writing when the memories of what we'd done together were really fresh and immediate. Do you understand, darling? Like, if you were to bend me over the foot of the bed right now, and pull my jodhpurs d... Show more