Darling, I've been out riding with Mallory; do you like my outfit? Tight white jodhpurs always look smashing, I think! So smart! Anyway, while we were cantering through the countryside, I found myself thinking that I'm SURE I COULD WRITE EROTIC FICTION! Don't you think? I could base it on our wonderful exploits together. The only problem is that my memory's terrible - I'd really need to start writing when the memories of what we'd done together were really fresh and immediate. Do you understand, darling? Like, if you were to bend me over the foot of the bed right now, and pull my jodhpurs d...

Darling, I've been out riding with Mallory; do you like my outfit? Tight white jodhpurs always look smashing, I think! So smart! Anyway, while we were cantering through the countryside, I found myself thinking that I'm SURE I COULD WRITE EROTIC FICTION! Don't you think? I could base it on our wonderful exploits together. The only problem is that my memory's terrible - I'd really need to start writing when the memories of what we'd done together were really fresh and immediate. Do you understand, darling? Like, if you were to bend me over the foot of the bed right now, and pull my jodhpurs down, and fuck me hard from behind...that would probably be sufficient! Good heavens darling, are you sure? You want to watch me fingering my pussy and asshole first? Aaaaah, I see. To get you into the mood, in order to ensure that you fuck me with sufficient passion and vigor to be worthy of my creative efforts later. That makes perfect sense. Very well darling, why don't you sit back and relax, while I do exactly as you say...