"Gentlemen, welcome! We're so excited to be giving you the opportunity to invest right at the beginning of this incredibly exciting project. Let me introduce Doctor James Smith, who has invented an AMAZING one-dose pill that can break any habit you're struggling with. Weight loss? Smoking? Gambling? I can tell you I took this pill 3 weeks ago and my craving for cigarettes is GONE. Side effects? That's the great thing - there AREN'T any!"

But just as I say this, a side effect makes itself known. Suddenly, my left hand is intently trying to undo the buttons of my blouse. Dr James, wh...

"Gentlemen, welcome! We're so excited to be giving you the opportunity to invest right at the beginning of this incredibly exciting project. Let me introduce Doctor James Smith, who has invented an AMAZING one-dose pill that can break any habit you're struggling with. Weight loss? Smoking? Gambling? I can tell you I took this pill 3 weeks ago and my craving for cigarettes is GONE. Side effects? That's the great thing - there AREN'T any!"

But just as I say this, a side effect makes itself known. Suddenly, my left hand is intently trying to undo the buttons of my blouse. Dr James, what's happening? To my horror, my hands seem intent upon stripping me of my sensible trousers, satin blouse, shoes, stockings and even my UNDERWEAR! And for some reason, the door won't open, trapping me in a room full of business men as I strip involuntarily in front of them all!