Ahhhh, you have some time to yourself and all you want to do is find a hot porn video and jerk off. As you’re scrolling for the perfect video, a girl dressed in what looks like a stripper’s cop uniform walks into your place and tells you to take your hand off of your dick. You wonder if this is a weird prank, but she tells you that she is from the SPD (Sexual Police Division) and she’s just here to do her job. She asks you a couple questions about your masturbation habits and then asks when was the last time you paid your fap tax. You have no idea what she’s talking about. She shakes her he... Show more