My friend Mya is such a pain in the ass in get up in the morning! I have tired everything! However today I think I may have found something that might just work! I try in the usual fashion to wake her, so when that doesn't work, I decide to put some ankle cuffs on her. Then I begin the new method of reviving my comatose friend, I start very gently on her toes and then I slowly sit top on her. She moans a little and I decide to kick it up a notch! I go right between her toes! She screams and tries to get up! Well I guess that did it! Mya is now awake and in hell! She begs me to get off her and ... Show more