The best way to start the day is with an orgasm, I have to rely on myself as usual because my husband is useless. I help him with his tie and send him off to work while I bathe leisurely. All he can do is earn a paycheck and clean up after a real man. I know I'm up for a promotion but I can't bring myself to parade myself around the office knowing I deserve the promotion over anyone else up for it. So being above the office politics I decide to call in sick to work. To make them all miss seeing my spectacular ass strutting around. I'm shocked and confused when My Boss Mr. Michaels tells me I m... Show more