So you would like to hang out with me? You don't seem like a real man and I certainly don't need anymore wimpy boys in my life. Therefore I am going to make you my girlfriend. First I instruct you to shave all your body hair off and tell you how to do it properly. Don't you dare complain! That's what us girls have to do all the time! Then I want you to go down to your local lingerie store and pick yourself out a nice pair of matching bra and panties. And don't say it's for your wife! I want you to go in the changing room and try it on too! Don't you just love the feeling of silk against your s... Show more