You have been sent here cause you are a worthless lowly Ass Licker and you need some serious instruction on how to be a productive Ass Licker! My name is Sergeant Fires and I am your worst nightmare! I expect you to take my orders as the word of the almighty! You will do as your told or I will have you in the hole so fast it will make both of your heads spin! Are we clear? That's YES MA'AM!!! Now drop and give me 20 ass licks! You pathetic Maggot!!! LICK, LICK, LICK!!! - Version for your IPOD!