You know your cock reminds me of a guy I used to know in high school. He had this bent small cock but insisted that it would hit my G Spot and all the girls loved it! Do you use that line? I bet you do! Well I bought it and let me tell you what a huge disappointment. Or should I say a little disappointment! And I am sure you have heard that a few times! Not only did it NOT hit my G Spot but I didn't even know when he was even inside me! It was very sad and frustrating. Like your penis it was kind of hooked or at an angle sort of. Just weird. I mean if it was just that I guess it might be ok bu...

You know your cock reminds me of a guy I used to know in high school. He had this bent small cock but insisted that it would hit my G Spot and all the girls loved it! Do you use that line? I bet you do! Well I bought it and let me tell you what a huge disappointment. Or should I say a little disappointment! And I am sure you have heard that a few times! Not only did it NOT hit my G Spot but I didn't even know when he was even inside me! It was very sad and frustrating. Like your penis it was kind of hooked or at an angle sort of. Just weird. I mean if it was just that I guess it might be ok but to top it off it's super small too! I mean you don't notice how small it is because it just so damn odd looking! Now I would like to see how to jerk that thing. I make you stroke that angled penis till you cum. But the whole time I am mimicking you and your motions. It really is hysterical, don't you agree? The is a Small Penis Humiliation clip that is almost 7mins long but priced at $6. This is for all you small crooked cock boys! -Version for your IPOD!