Don't you hate it when you use a public restroom and there is no toilet paper! Well that never happens to me cause I always have my portable human toilet paper! No girl should leave home without it! I was shopping at the mall and had to use the room. And of course there was no TP anywhere! No matter, that's why I have my toilet bitch with me! I make him clean the seat for me cause I should never have to sit on a dirty seat and I refuse to use those awful paper things. When I am finished I tell him it to do it's job. It works so well and cleans me thoroughly. All of a sudden there was a knock o... Show more