It has been far too long since I've shot a burping clip and based on my sales this year so far I can tell I've been missed. I want you to stop missing me. Heck, I've missed you too. I grab a Truly and start sipping on it. These give me weird baby watery burps. What a disappointment. I want long loud belches. Oops, I spoke to you too soon. The end is filled with loud burps. Huh? Maybe we'll have to make this a weekly date where I see which hard seltzers make me burp the loudest, hardest, and fastest. It'll be like our special play date!!