Once again, my friends have decided to blow me off at the last minute on my birthday. This year is different though. They made a promise. I got dressed up. I even made four double batches of the famous birthday cupcake batter. I tell them how delicious it is. How you could bathe in it but it's no use. Well, so be it, I'll just take this batter and pour it all over me like slime and rub it in. It'll be my personal spa day!