My luck with boys is not the greatest... so I decide to visit a gypsy. She tells me all I have to do is bathe myself in this golden serum. Once I do, not only will it make me the most beautiful woman in all the land, but also the most irresistible to men. I figure what do I have to lose? So I make the concoction. It's not enough so I make even more. How do I know when enough is enough... I continue to drizzle the oily concoction all over my body making sure to rub it into every part of me. Trust me, I don't plan on missing any spots....