My best friend is pregnant. She keeps complaining about stuff and I keep teasing her. This leads her to make a bet with me that I couldn't handle being pregnant. I take the bet and she supplies me with a fake belly for the night. I think this will be a piece of cake. Then I realize none of my clothes fit except my huge pajamas. This is no fun. Changing all that much stresses me out and makes my back hurt. I decided I need and cigarette. This of course makes me call her as I take a shot and tell her I'd be a horrible parent. She tells me I even have ot eat food pregnant women crave, so I do. Fi... Show more