We all know I love to smoke, but I also love to eat. I decide to put on a tight outfit and eat pizza while I smoke. I talk about how I rarely gain weight and eat as much as I want as I devour my pizza. I'm so full it hurts and now I'm bloated as well. I wake up the next morning and smoke another cigarette in a bikini. The problem is that I'm still bloated from eating so much. This is awful. Maybe I should go to the gym or maybe eart more pizza