I've been thinking for a long time about being a living, breathing human statue... the kind that you see in parks and tourists traps. This time I've committed though. I've bought the paint, painted myself and have decided to figure out some poses and give it a whirl. I mean what can it hurt? I turn on some music and get to posing. Before I know it I'll be a real statueand freeze away my monetary worries

I've been thinking for a long time about being a living, breathing human statue... the kind that you see in parks and tourists traps. This time I've committed though. I've bought the paint, painted myself and have decided to figure out some poses and give it a whirl. I mean what can it hurt? I turn on some music and get to posing. Before I know it I'll be a real statueand freeze away my monetary worries