I'm supposed the valedictorian, but there's one problem. I love to gossip. Not kind of gossip, but really gossip. I just can't help myself. The professor is fed up with me. The dean is even more fed up with me. They've come up with an ultimatum. The only way I can graduate is if I learn to keep my mouth shut. I call my best friend because I'm stumped and looking for ideas. She says I should gag myself. That sounds like a genius plan. So, I proceed to stuff my mouth and tied a cloth around it making a cleave gag. It just looks too embarassing. So it's back to the drawing board. This time we ... Show more