I just can't believe it. It's the day of my wedding and my boring husband has gone to bed already!!! My night is ruined, I am bored and lonely and desperate for some fun. Why didn't I go for a man like you, with stamina and energy? Don't be angry. I won't tell a soul, it just seems a shame for me to remember this night as a dull one. I have brought this beautiful wedding lingerie and it is all going to go to waste! Come on... my lips are sealed. I know how you have always fancied me, I personally think you wanted to be best man simply to see me in my dress!

I just can't believe it. It's the day of my wedding and my boring husband has gone to bed already!!! My night is ruined, I am bored and lonely and desperate for some fun. Why didn't I go for a man like you, with stamina and energy? Don't be angry. I won't tell a soul, it just seems a shame for me to remember this night as a dull one. I have brought this beautiful wedding lingerie and it is all going to go to waste! Come on... my lips are sealed. I know how you have always fancied me, I personally think you wanted to be best man simply to see me in my dress!