*Request*

Prop feet out in front of you. Kick off 1 shoe. "Uhh I gotta scratch." Itch between toes on that foot. "Gross my sock is all sweaty. Damn my toes itch. I hate catching athletes foot all the time." Keep itching that foot. Look up. "Have you been there the whole time. (laugh) I'm so embarrassed. (Kick off other shoe) Well you like my stinky itchy feet. Come sniff. You like that __ smell?" Itch between toes. "I hate catching athletes foot all the time. Listen, this is our secret. Only you know about my itchy ass toes. (itch) Dont tell people about my feet. Or I'll tell them...

*Request*

Prop feet out in front of you. Kick off 1 shoe. "Uhh I gotta scratch." Itch between toes on that foot. "Gross my sock is all sweaty. Damn my toes itch. I hate catching athletes foot all the time." Keep itching that foot. Look up. "Have you been there the whole time. (laugh) I'm so embarrassed. (Kick off other shoe) Well you like my stinky itchy feet. Come sniff. You like that __ smell?" Itch between toes. "I hate catching athletes foot all the time. Listen, this is our secret. Only you know about my itchy ass toes. (itch) Dont tell people about my feet. Or I'll tell them that you sniff my athletes foot. " Take off socks. Keep itching between toes. Tease some more with feet. Pick up socks, itch feet using socks and show bottoms to camera. "Sniff them. You can keep them."