I had the urge to sit and squash something. I grab my victims two grapefruits and my cutting board and get to work. I place my first victim down, place my cutting board, and as I sit it instantly bursts under my weight. I love that sound. I bounce and ride the cutting board to make sure he's nice and flat. When there's no more to get out I grab his buddy and get to work but this time I sit backwards. I had so much fun smashing them down to nothing, listening to them squish and squash, with their juices dripping down. Neither of them stood a chance against me and my cutting board.
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