Ever since I broke my leg last year I am such a klutz and keep twisting my ankle. I trip over this blanket on the floor and I really mess it up this time. I cant put any weight on it at all. And I am here at home all alone with no one to help me. Tick tock. I am in so much pain! The longer I sit here the more desperate I become. I remember I have a toy under my dresser and I have heard that having an orgasm can help with pain. I am willing to try anything! Just as I get off, finally! Someone is home! But ouch! Now my neck hurts from leaning up against this dresser. FML.

Ever since I broke my leg last year I am such a klutz and keep twisting my ankle. I trip over this blanket on the floor and I really mess it up this time. I cant put any weight on it at all. And I am here at home all alone with no one to help me. Tick tock. I am in so much pain! The longer I sit here the more desperate I become. I remember I have a toy under my dresser and I have heard that having an orgasm can help with pain. I am willing to try anything! Just as I get off, finally! Someone is home! But ouch! Now my neck hurts from leaning up against this dresser. FML.