You have been dragging my ass around all day place to place and mt. dew down my throat and now it is all catching up to me and I have to piss like a champ. But now you say we dont have time for me to run into the mall to use the restroom. Well screw it then. I will pee my pants right here in the mall parking lot. I know you think its funny but I dont care at this point. This puddle on the ground is all your fault if the mall security comes after us.

You have been dragging my ass around all day place to place and mt. dew down my throat and now it is all catching up to me and I have to piss like a champ. But now you say we dont have time for me to run into the mall to use the restroom. Well screw it then. I will pee my pants right here in the mall parking lot. I know you think its funny but I dont care at this point. This puddle on the ground is all your fault if the mall security comes after us.