I just got home from running errands and I just want to hop in bed and go to rest. But arghhhh I gotta pee! I get up to go to the bathroom but say screw it and decide I am going to pee right here in my jeans. This shopping bag will keep my carpet dry. I piss in my jeans and holy hell did I have to go! I feel so much better now and that bed is calling my name so I strip down and jump back in.

I just got home from running errands and I just want to hop in bed and go to rest. But arghhhh I gotta pee! I get up to go to the bathroom but say screw it and decide I am going to pee right here in my jeans. This shopping bag will keep my carpet dry. I piss in my jeans and holy hell did I have to go! I feel so much better now and that bed is calling my name so I strip down and jump back in.