So I am at the Blair woods. Legend is that Blairs husband was a porn addict. Blair would get so angry that he wanted to watch porn all the time. One day she had had enough and she ended up offing him. Then she came to these woods and hung herself. I need to check this out! So many clues. This flip flop. That wood organized so nicely on the tree. Some kind of symbol maybe. It is cold and scary in these woods. I think I am lost. But first, let me take a piss. Contemplating my life as I am scared shitless, I swear off ever doing porn again. Then I get in my car and go home. Once I am in the drive...

So I am at the Blair woods. Legend is that Blairs husband was a porn addict. Blair would get so angry that he wanted to watch porn all the time. One day she had had enough and she ended up offing him. Then she came to these woods and hung herself. I need to check this out! So many clues. This flip flop. That wood organized so nicely on the tree. Some kind of symbol maybe. It is cold and scary in these woods. I think I am lost. But first, let me take a piss. Contemplating my life as I am scared shitless, I swear off ever doing porn again. Then I get in my car and go home. Once I am in the driveway I decide that it is silly for me to not film myself. Me? Not doing porn? Yeah right! So I play with my pussy right here in the car. On film for you! How do you like that Blair bitch? Then, somebody snatches me from my car!