(Walking To My Appointment, Talking On The Phone) Hey, girl, Ya no problem. It's all good. I think it's a good idea... (Hold On, something is tugging on my ankle, LOOKS BEHIND) omfg, HAHAHAHAHA! Girl, you won't believe what is tugging my ankle, it's a fucking short guy. Hahahaha, You won't believe your eyes even if you saw this girl. He is so fucking short. (Let me call you back, girl) Dude...YOUR THE FUCKING SHORTEST GUY I'VE EVER SEEM, seriously!!!! Your so fucking short, how do you live being so short? It's like your so tiny... Oh wait, you wanna ask me out for a date? UMMMM... HAHAHAHAHA!!... Show more